{"id":441,"date":"2013-10-07T19:35:49","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T02:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/blog\/?p=441"},"modified":"2020-09-28T04:04:03","modified_gmt":"2020-09-28T04:04:03","slug":"trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/?p=441","title":{"rendered":"trouble&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_2929.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-442\" title=\"beautiful babyJ\" src=\"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_2929-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"717\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_2929-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_2929-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_2929-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_2929-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_2929-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><\/a>I couldn&#8217;t resist sharing this picture. Joe took it after Josias&#8217;s 2nd hair cut. It is not very accurate of my little boy that gets into a bundle of trouble. Here he is serene and almost angelic. However, that is far from the truth of last week. It started Tuesday with Josias getting into a drawer that is a no-no and throwing an empty glass baby food jar on the tile. It shattered on impact and then my little boy proceeded to get a closer look before getting hijacked by mummy. He spent the next 10 minutes crying in his crib as I cleaned up the dangerous mess. Then Wednesday came and Josias threw his first temper tantrum in a store. I wouldn&#8217;t let him walk around playing with all the wonderful glass Christmas ornaments at Michael&#8217;s! Imagine that, baby J laying prone on the floor at the check out line wailing. Needless to say I was very embarrassed. Oh, a mummy moment I never wanted to experience, now checked off. To top off the week Thursday morning came. No real words describe well what unfolded. In old jeans and t-shirt I went out back sans Josias to hang clothes to dry. Josias who is obsessed with the great outdoors was not very happy and made a point to wail at the door the entire time it took me to hang the laundry. I came back to come inside and discovered something very horrible. Josias had locked the door!!! I was stuck outside and he inside. The wailing continued as I tried to have Josias recreate moving the lock. To no avail, no cell phone and no house key (as a side I have always thought it unsafe to keep a hide a key). My mind went into solving mode. Surely one of the neighbors I know well were home. Knock, knock, no answer. Oh, great. What to do?!? My son is wailing and destroying the house while I am stuck out here. Calm down&#8230; think&#8230; There is a truck out front, I heard he works from home sometimes, oh please be the day. I re-met my neighbor Terry at 8:15 am in the morning with a plea to use a phone. He laughed really hard when I told him what happened. Thankful, he has kids (older) and understood. Joe picked up a random phone number and was on his way home to rescue me. When I went to back to the house to wait I found Josias reading on the settee. Having a little boy is exciting! Now I take a key with me whenever I step out of the house. I am guessing we have many more crazy adventures ahead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist sharing this picture. Joe took it after Josias&#8217;s 2nd hair cut. It is not very accurate of my little boy that gets into a bundle of trouble. Here he is serene and almost angelic. However, that is far from the truth of last week. It started Tuesday with Josias getting into a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/?p=441\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;trouble&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1479,"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions\/1479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joelovesevie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}